Holy Shit! Nick's still posting this stuff? It's been a week and he's kept with a feature? I know, I'm as surprised as you are. Here we go, then. Web video time!



1. Thumbs up for Rock and Roll
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So here's one of the biggest videos of the summer. Watch as this child gives you powerful emotional advice, and supports the rock and roll industry. It's pretty moving stuff.


2. Classic Viral: You Dun Goofed!
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It's been a year now since Jesse Slaughter's father told us all we had dun goofed. And consequences still aren't the same.


3. Dramatic Reading: Break up Letter
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Gotta love dramatic readings. You make me touch your hand for stupid reasons!

Wow...It's been a long time hasn't it my friends? Well, welome to the brand new Artificial Continuum. A world of endless possibilites, and weekly nerd features.

So its been a crazy week at the web. Lots of great viral videos are breaking out. Unfortunatley, you peeps will only get to see one of these late breaking videos today. You'll have to wait for subsequent weeks to see the others. Or...you could just go on youtube. Take your pic.


1. eHarmony Cat video
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Here's a video that's been making waves on the web for the last few weeks. For those who haven't seen it, you'll be in for a treat. But please, male readers, I am aware that she does seem to move her breasts about alot, but this is a video about well...cats.


2. Classic Viral: PINGAS
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Yes, I pulled the PINGAS card. This travesty of voice acting created a viral and eventual meme that would shape the internet forever.


3. Fan Trailer: Deadpool
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So, yes. I am aware you all expected me to show you something funny. Well, this last spot has traditionally been reserved for simply cool videos that have captured my attention over the week.

This week that video is this great fan trailer for the hypothetical Ryan Reynolds movie that will probably never actaully be made. Its brilliantly edited, and actually looks pretty cool.

It's Labor Day! And the end of the summer has arrived, while this means the beginning of the school year and a decline in Artificial Continuum updates, it does mean we get this weeks addition of Around The Web.

1. Make Sure the Kids Are Sleeping Before...
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Kids say the darndest things...

2. Classic Viral: I'm Gonna Kick His Ask
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I sense a running theme here...will it continue on to the third video?


3. Johnny Depp In Burtonland
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Guess not....

Whoa! Is the Around The Web feature actually on time today? Yes it is! And this week we have late breaking memes, unnecessary censorship, and some stupid Mass Effect video I think is funny...Never said I had a good sense of humor.

1. Epic Football Fail
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This latest breakout viral hit has taken Youtube by storm.

2. Viral Classic: The Count Censored
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The original censorship classic, has spawned an Internet craze that has spread through almost every form of media. However, nothing beats this original Sesame Street classic.


3. Mass Effect CSI
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Yes....I did just do that.

(Sorry for the hiatus)

Here we go. A Monday has passed and gone, and once again I am late for the weekly web video feature! For shame! Anyways, here are this weeks picks.

1. Kung Fu Bear
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This bear may just be the single most badass animal on the planet. Honestly, that bear should have its own movie...

2. Classic Viral: Angry Cat
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Keeping with the evil demonic animal theme, heres a very angry cat that drew the attention of people on the Internet. Probably because unlike most cat videos it does not induce feelings of love and affection but rather fear and inferiority complexes.


3. Lol wut?
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All that can be said.

Here we go. I apologize for the lack of posts recently. There have not been many news updates, and yesterday was a little chaotic. Today, is also my birthday (Yay! Silent applause) so I will probably will not be able to post much again.

1. Huntsville Rapist
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Here is a video already taking the intenret by storm. You know you've become a meme when you have already have a popular auto tune remix.

2. Classic Viral: Leprechaun in Mobile, Alabama
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Who all see the Leprechaun say yeah!

3. Fiber
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Hello everyone. First off, I must apologize for the relative inactivity on the site as of late. Between Otakon and getting my wisdom teeth pulled I havent had much time to keep the site running up to speed. Although there wasn't really any big nerd news to break over these past few days, I have fallen behind in keeping up on the few announcements that WERE made. Regardless, here are this weeks batch of moderately funny web videos.

1. Cows and Cows and Cows
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There are few words to describe this weird music video that has been taking the web by storm. Basically its about two minutes of funky, and really disturbing cow dancing...Yet its oddly entrancing. Watch at your own risk.

2.Classic Viral: To Isengard
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Can you believe I just discovered this today? Well here we go, the classic and catchy Lord of the Rings electronic remix.

3. Leaked Harry Potter Scene
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This video makes me laugh for several reasons. Not only is it pretty clever, and well edited, it also parodies one of the lamest movie endings I can remember seeing in recent memory. Honestly, go back and watch the Chamber of Secrets and tell me why it ends the way it does. Its corny, unnecessary, and cheaply emotional.

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It's monday again! And this time we have a weird combination. We have breaking meme's, bad singing, and of course a little Samuel L. Jackson. Should be a fun time.

1. You dun Goofed Up (Jess Slaughter Story)


Here we go. What is quickly becoming the latest internet phenomena. While we can still enjoy Mr. Sluaghter's horrible grammar and tirades from this video alone, I know some of you may feel bad for this seemingly traumitized girl. However, there is a long and rather complex backstory behind this internet breakdown. For your convenience I have included Know Your Meme's complete research about the subject. Enjoy.

2. Classic Viral: Why Must I Cry

Rehdogg's internet classic is perhaps one of my favorite viral classics of all time. Subject of dozens of remixes, "Why Must I Cry" is a success not only for its singer's lack of talent it just is a classic example of a melodrama.

3. Snakes On a Plane Censorship

Remember that internet phenomena Snakes on A Plane? It took the world by storm in 2006 and became one of the first films to develop an internet following before its actual release. However while the initial release for the film was less then satisfactory, Snakes on a Plane has garnered a rather large Internet following its release on the FX station several years ago. This television edition was released with perhaps the most rediculous censorship job of all time, and has sense become a Youtube phenomena.

First off, I would like to apologize for the unintentional one week hiatus. I was out of town, and unable to edit the site. This is also why the site has been fairly inactive recently. This week I plan to make this up to you guys with some great videos.

1. Double Rainbow
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Honestly, this is one of my favorite videos of all time. The man's reaction to a simple natural phenomena has become an internet classic. I think this guy should write poetry its so great.

2. Oh God, Oh Man
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I don't know what part of this video I like more. The cheesy music. The fact that the guy has a pet that kills people. The cheesy acting. Or the unnecessary camera work.

3. Barack Obama Sings Kick Ass Song
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Auto tune sucks. It saps the life out of the music industry, but occasionally geniuses come along who can create internet phenomena. The Auto Tune the News crew has created dozens of annoyingly catchy songs on the internet. This being one of their most popular.

Here we are everybody. It's Monday again, and it's been a rather eventful week here on the site. Between a flood of new posts and our new podcast site (which should have a new episode released soon), us here at Artificial Continuum have been really busy. However, I wouldn't forget about you little people. This week we possibly have the weirdest combination of videos so far.

1. Guy Catches Laptops with his butt
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Very self explanatory. Honestly, I don't really have that much to say about this. Just that I wish I had butt clenching skills of this magnitude. You know, even if this video is fake, which some claim it to be, it still gets points for being a bizarre ass video. Wow. That's an awful pun.

2. Classic Viral: Drunk Orson Welles
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Orson Welles is a really sophisticated guy right? Right? Oh, nevermind.


3. Star Trek: Tik Tok
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Ke$ha sucks. I'm not going to lie. She sucks. Her songs are awful, and I find preteen girls listening to her music bizarrely disturbing and wrong. However, there is some kind of bizarre magic behind this Star Trek video mash up to her song "Tik Tok". If you are even a moderate fan of the series, then this should be right up your alley.

Here we go guys. It's Monday again, and its time for me to dish out more moderately funny videos.

1.Ghost Riding: Lawn Mower



There's a rather annoying trend on the Internet called Ghost Riding. Essentially, someone starts a car, rolls it down a hill, and runs around it while blaring rap music. I can't tell if this video is a clever parody, or if this guy honestly thinks it cool. Either way its kind of amusing.



2. Classic Viral: Scarlet Takes A Tumble
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Here we go. A girl falling down video...have we really sunk this low? This video is only funny to me seeing as my Bio Teacher randomly pulled it up in class one time in Freshman year.

3. Will Smith Beat boxing with Puppets
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Will Smith is a pretty awesome guy. And he's pretty good at beat boxing. Add in some puppets and you have an amazing clip from The Fresh Prince of Bel Air.

Here we go. It's that time of week again...MORE RANDOM VIDEOS! Hopefully these bring you a good laugh or two. There is no theme this week, more just random videos that I've found across the web. Some you may have seen, some maybe not.


1. Oregon State Performs Lady Gaga-Bad Romance
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Glee clubs have come a long way. Not only do they have a peppy comedy about them airing on Fox, but they also have become viral hits as seen in this clever and funny rendition of Lady Gaga's "Bad Romance." It actually makes the song bareable. And thats an achievement.

2. Viral Classic: Russian Paratrooper Music Video
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This is pushing it when it comes to viral classics, but this video was posted in 2006. That makes it oldish when it comes to the internet. All I can say about this is that this is a perfect example of why we won the Cold War.

3. Lost Sitcom Ending
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A funny and fitting parody to the ending of a fantastic show. We will miss you LOST!

Yup. It's Monday again, and that means.....more moderately funny videos! Here's what I managed to find this week. Also, it might be worth noting that from now on there will be more structure to this segment. The first video will be a new viral that cropped up during the week. The second will be a classic meme or viral for old times sake. The third and final will be a random video I feel like posting. Yes, I know. Really organized right?


1. Phillies Fan Gets Tazered
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So this was a big deal this week. Some poor guy decided to have some fun and ran on field during a Phillies game. Then the mean people who keep order at these types of events tazed him. How dare they? I know, right? The cruelty. Regardless, this was the biggest video of the week. I also apologize for the quality. There are better versions on the web, but embedding on them has been disabled.

2. Classic Viral-Japanese Flash Mob
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This is an awesome video. Seriously, further proof that the Japanese are just really amazing people. I want to do this now. AC readers, feel like storming some alley ways?

3. Marvel and DC: Iron Man and Jonah Hex
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Itsjustsomerandomguy is famous throughout the internet for having some of the best commentary on comic books on the internet. His latest video parodying Marvel and DC's summer blockbusters Iron Man 2 and Jonah Hex doesn't fail to deliver.

Yup. Its Monday again. And that means....pointless videos on the internet! Yay! Well not really. At least we have some decent videos this week. We've got rabid dog man, and yes really annoying internet memes.

1. Vicious Dog Man
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Well...thats special. Seriously though, I want this guy to guard my front lawn. He's just that awesome...and really freaking scary.

2. Awesome Lost Promo
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Yes, I know what your thinking. Really Nick? Another Lost video? But hey, Gene Wilder plus Lost equals epic creepiness. This promo is easily the best the series has ever had.

3. Mudkips..........
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Yes, I sunk that low. I have a Mudkip video. But hey, I challenge anyone to sit through this entire video. Seriously. Just try it.

Here's this week's round up of cool viral videos that came to my attention this week. Ranging from April Fool's gags to School Plays to Balloonshop, we have a real treat for you guys this week.

1. Smark-Balloonshop
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Oh Balloonshop. Possibly the best consistently funny Youtube comedy group,Balloonshop thrives on the bizarre, and the unquestioned. Don't try to make sense of their videos, you will fail.

2. Halo-Bollywood Trailer
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Created as an April Fool's Day joke by IGN.com this great trailer mixes Halo with Slumdog Millionare to create an awesome Bollywood movie trailer. I kind of wish this would be made now. Finish the Fight!

3. Scarface-School Play
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Possibly the best school play ever made, Scarface the school plays is filled with fake curses, nerf guns, and of course cute kids. Apparently, the play is a staged film and was not actually performed, but that doesn't take away from how much I love this video.